Day Of Bliss

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sounds all newsy like) So today wasn't really epic...just great. I did a lot and a little. I climbed a mountain and I didn't climb a mountain. I ran a marathon and I didn't. In other words...it was an all around chill and good day.

Last night I slept over at my friend, Alise's apartment, which is always fun :) But before hand, I was at my house with my roommates just chillin. So I get this brilliant idea to lightly tap Jen with my foot on her shin...and then run away. She chased me. I jumped over the couch, almost mobbing over my roommate and her boyfriend and for some reason thought that it was a good idea to run outside...? FALSE! Horrible idea. Jen locked me out and it was around 49 degrees and i didn't have any shoes...ya, you can imagine. WORST IDEA EVER AWARD. Luckily, my other roommates were nice enough to let me in after a couple minutes of ultimate freezation. But...my dear friends...it does not stop there. Okay, so all of us keep telling Lisa to put her towel rack on a different door because the bathroom door doesn't shut well with it on. So since it had been a couple days before when we told her...I took her towel rack with her towels and robe and threw it in the living room...this is when she chased me. But I was smarter this time. I ran to our room, closed the door and locked it. Lisa unfortuantly didn't know that we had a lock on our door. So as I'm staring at the door hear a loud BOOF! while seeing the door bulge toward me a bit and then a "ooooooouuuuuch." It was Lisa. She ran, full-speed, into the door. So I wait for her to get up and walk away...and for me to gain composure from laughing so hard, and I come out and here her trying to form a plan about whipping me with her towel...so I grab my towel and it was war. She wasn't expecting me to have a towel too! haha. She was terrified and tried to steal my towel...but I was too quick and tackled her to the ground and sat on her. I told her to say uncle...but she wouldn't. I was forced to give her a wet willy. She still didn't say uncle...stupid girl. So I start to make the sounds you make you're about to hawk a loogie...she gave in.

Well...that's really all. Nothin epic happened really today. I went to Devotional, which was good. Those are my feet at Devotional in that picture at the top! Well...I have nothing else to say. Hope you enjoyed your bucket-o-kelly today. Tune in next time! PEACE!

Here It Is Folks

So I have been constantly bugged by multiple people about how I need to start a blog...so...here it is people....MY BLOG: Done completely and totally by...well...ME. So my thoughts on life are...do well in school. I mean that from the bottom of my heart because you don't want to look at life like you're a failure...all...the...time. Soooooo today...was an epic day in the neighborhood because I made pancakes all by myself...no help from my mom because she happens to be in another state...in all honesty, I had no choice but to do it by myself. I was so excited about making them, I just gave them to my roommates to share in my joy :) not only that...but they loved for the rest of the day.

Now me and my roommate Lisa have this relationship where we make fun of and pull pranks on each other all the time. So this morning while she was taking a shower and our bathroom door does not have a lock...mwahahaha. So, being my sneaky little self; I snuck in and flushed the toilet. When she heard that horrendous noise, she screamed and had no time before the water was scolding hot. It was great because she happened to be singing the Winnie The Pooh song...quite hilarious if I do say so myself.

VENTING SECTION:

This is the venting section, where I vent to you about my utmost concerns in life...or my life...or just people...really anything that comes to my mind.

All of you who know me, know...that I do not understand people...at all. People are THE most confusing specimens on the planet...I mean we're all concerned about how the digestive system of a rat works or something like that...when really...we should try and figure out the human mind and why certain people think the way they do. I don't know about you, but I am blunt and I let people know what's up most of the time...I don't express my own emotions too well, but if someone asks me for my opinion...I'll give it to them.

Texting:

has become one of the worst inventions ever. for one: people can't express exactly what they mean in the way they meant...like using too many periods suddenly means you're irritated. Am I wrong? I'm fine. My day was okay. You? That sounds a little irritated to me. For two: People are getting worse and worse at confrontation. In the words of John Mayer, "Say what you need to say!" Don't hide behind the meaningless words of modern technology! Heavens people!

Going to the bathroom:

Could anything less convenient? I mean you're in the middle of something extremely important...like...walking the dog, and all of a sudden you have to cut the walk short so that your tender little bladder that has made you look 3 months pregnant, can be relieved of the intense pressure. I mean...how does the dog feel? Probably jipped, I mean... I would if I were that dog. I propose that the diaper become socially expectable.

Well...there's my rant people. Hope you enjoyed the spectacular mind of...KELLY CHIODO. Tune in for some more after this brief commercial break :)