Hola muchachos rancheros!! It is I...bucket-o-chum...but really its just Kelly, wouldn't want you to get confused. So I was at the gym yesterday...and I was thinking about something that comes to mind EVERY TIME I go to the gym, why do a lot of guys wear hats while they workout? Like baseball caps...not beanies. Beanies are more understandable considering you sweat more, burn more calories, blah blah blah. But baseball caps? It just doesn't seem to make sense to me. Oh yeah...and they tend to wear them backwards...what? Am I missing something here? Can you magically lift more weight if you just turn your hat around? Is there a level of coolness that gets up 6 points when you wear a hat and 10 points if you wear it backwards?
VENTING SECTION: The section in which...I vent.
So I was thinking today...you know...the usual mind boggling thoughts that I tend to think of...but I was thinking about the government. It's pretty friggin' ridiculous. Why don't we have more businessmen in there? Doesn't it just seem logical to put someone in there that knows how to handle money and how to deal with different corporations/countries? I mean the most successful businessmen are the ones that think about dealing with problems in a logical manner, no emotional connection to it whatsoever. I feel as though a lot of the people in the government today have too much ego and emotion attached to their decisions. I was watching Regis and Kelly when they were interviewing Donald Trump that I had this thought...what about Donald Trump?! Why don't we put him in there? He'd be great and he'd get things done in a logical way rather than a a political way. I mean...the guy was broke and then came back...in this economy. I nominate Donald Trump for VP. Just a thought.
RANDOM FACT SECTION:
"It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland." Oookayyy. So what exactly constitutes a "slam?" Like a "break every window in your car slam" or like "my car is old, so I have to close it hard slam?" I wonder how they taught that in the police academy...do you think they tested them on different slam noises that they pre-recorded? Police Chief: "Now which one of the three noises you're about to hear is considered a "slam?"" Haha...whaaat? Ridiculous. It's laws like these that make me wonder if city officials get sick of reading complaints from old grumps and just make a law to make the grumps happy.
Well, that's all I've got for you today...well I do have a lot more goin on in this noggin of mine, but their more like one-sentence deals. Which might be interesting to some, maybe I'll save that for later posts. Well I gotta find my little lip balm for mah crusty crusts, peace and blessins y'all, peace. and. blessins.
