Homemade Chow Mein and Toasted Jelly Squishers

So I had a dream last night...soooo here it is: My friend Sam sent me this picture text of these noodles and then was like "Look! I made chow mein!" Hahahaha how random is that?! The best part was that the noodles were purple...haha and in my head I was thinking "I don't chow mein is supposed to look like that." Hahaha so funny. I woke up and was like...what? Then naturally texted her and told of this outrageous dream.

VENTING SECTION: the section in which...I vent.
I find that I have a lot of patience...except for when it comes to toast. I mean of all things to not be patient with...that's the one. My compy can get a virus that erases EVERYTHING...and I still don't get as frustrated with it as I do when it takes FOREVER for my bread to toast. I mean, how long does it really take bread to toast anyway? In my eyes it should only take like 5 seconds...honestly. Can't it be just like branding a cow? Just smack some molten hot metal on it for a couple seconds and badabing badaboom...TOAST! I think I'm onto something here...

RANDOM FACT SECTION:
"The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly." Wow. How ould you like to have that job? Haha "Did you know I worked on the E.T. movie?" "Oh really? What did you do?" "I squished my hand in jelly." Yeahhh that's believable. Haha great now everyone thinks you're crazy for making things up haha. Do you think they used a particular jelly? I'm sure that the different fruits makes a different "squish." It only makes sense. I bet they used plum jelly...that seems like it would make the best squish. If you think about it...stepping on a strawberry doesn't have as good of a squish noise as if you stepped on a plum.

Well, there you have it. A day in the mind of Kelly, just one endless train of thoughts. Like my mom always told me, "don't talk to anyone stranger than you."

Kisses and World Domination

Thought: Who votes that we just get rid of Nevada? Who lives there anyway? Honestly the only thing it has going for it is Las Vegas...and maybe Tahoe...but only half. So here's the plan...we evacuate first and foremost haha, then we make an atomic bomb the destroys all of Nevada, then somehow invent something that can just pull/push the continent together and fill in the hole...that we made...with the atomic bomb, you know where Nevada WAS. I dunno about you...but it sounds like a brilliant plan. You know, sometimes I feel like Pinky...and other times I feel like Brain. In this case, I feel like Brain...I'm slowly taking over the world...one blog at a time.

VENTING SECTION: The section in which...I vent.
I said it once...and I'll say it again...I don't understand people. Does anyone really? I mean, I can't even understand myself...let alone billions upon billions of people around me! Okay okay, so as you all know...I work at good ol' Hot Dog on a Stick, it's a quaint little establishment that can get some pretty funny...yet crazy customers. I love the people who come up to me with all their problems in life and tell me how over-priced our food/lemonade is...as if I have a say in the matter or as if I made them come over and buy our food. You know me...my brain powers and all...just controlling EVERYONE and telling them that they HAVE to eat Hot Dog on a Stick...for they might turn into oblivion. Back to the first "as-if" I'm sure that the prices would be a lot lower if "we" (min. wage workers) had a say cause quite frankly, we're the ones who have to hear about. But here's the part I don't understand...no one is EVER satisfied. Even if we lowered the prices of such a delectable treat on a stick...they would still complain to me about the prices. So it's a lose, lose situation...well that sucks.

RANDOM FACT SECTION: Do I really need to say it...or can you figure it out?
"Approximately 2/3 of the population tip their head to the right when they kiss." I'm sorry...I had to. Just think of how awkward it would be if you tip your head to the right...and you find that perfect someone buuuuut they tilt to the left. Can you imagine the first kiss?! Bahahaha. In that case who would change their natural motion to the opposite side? In my opinion (of course it's my opinion...it's MY blog), chivalry is not dead! Therefore the man should be a man and change :) Hahaha

Well my friends...this is where we part. I bid thee adieu and please don't bite your friends...for all you know, they could be your only. PEACE!!!